Ukulele
My workshop information is HERE.
Sign up HERE. City brochure is HERE.
Musicals I’ve Written
Thy Silver Halide Vampyre:
Symphony Number One by Gary Jugert
I have about six minutes finished of what should end up being about an hour long symphony.
GadzUkes!
The Bloody Rebellion of a Voodoo Zombie Cheerleader and Her Vigilante Ukulele Jazz Orchestra
This zombie cheerleader musical is finished and some of my favorite stuff is posted.
School Girls vs. Aliens:
The Erotic Space Opera for Ukulele
This is my first musical I wrote. It’s finished and a lot of stuff is posted.
Still my favorite thing I’ve written.
And I saved the Harmony ukulele I used for my own personal museum.

Tiger Woods in Therapy:
A Psycho-Analysis by Ukulele
This musical is finished. Get this: single setting, three actors, and skimpy attire. Yay!
¿Creepy?
Transvestites in Paris Hiltonville
First draft done. Sheet music posted. Will tie together in April 2012 when I write the script.
Moriae Encomium:
The Praise of Folly by Desiderius Erasmus
This will be my project for summer 2012.
Ukulele Instruction Methods
Play the Ukulele the Flying Spaghetti Monster Way:
A new method for ukulele filled with evil and disparaging remarks on the nature of humanity.
Lakewood Orchestra for Ukulele Dominance (LOUD):
Westside ukulele composers and other musicians we like to make racket with.
Poetry I’m Setting to Music
New Yorker by Ukulele:
My first songwriting project (Don’t Go Here)
Mammoth Gardens:
The Story of Another Civilization
Songs Collections by Others
My Pious Friends and Drunken Companions for the 21st Century:
Drinking songs done old school.
Songs by Others:
Mostly vintage and a few modern songs I like.
Christmas Songs:
Nice arrangements for solo ukulele.
Helpful Ukulele Items
Ukulele Circle of Fifths:
Very helpful for writing songs.
Random Key Generator:
Very helpful for forcing yourself to learn new keys.
Sheep Chord Finder:
Don’t forget to switch the tuning to C.
Toy Piano Stuff
My Toy Piano Page:
I’m working on some stuff for my Jaymar.

