"Come back to town. Bring your damn ukulele; we don't care anymore." Pete Seeger, Abiyoyo.

Tweet My Classes Information is HERE. Sign up HERE. City brochure is HERE. Musicals I've Written or Are Coming Along Thy Silver Halide Vampyre: Symphony Number One by Gary Jugert GadzUkes! The Bloody Rebellion of a Voodoo Zombie Cheerleader and Her Vigilante Ukulele Jazz Orchestra School Girls vs. Aliens: The Erotic Space Opera for Ukulele Tiger Woods in Therapy: A Psycho-Analysis by Ukulele ¿Creepy? Transvestites in Paris Hiltonville Moriae Encomium: The Praise of Folly by Desiderius Erasmus Ukulele Instruction Methods Play the Ukulele the Flying Spaghetti Monster Way: A new method for ukulele filled with evil and disparaging remarks on the nature of humanity. Lakewood Orchestra for Ukulele Dominance (LOUD): Westside ukulele composers and other musicians we like to make racket with. Poetry I'm Setting to Music New Yorker by Ukulele: My first songwriting project (Don't Go Here) Mammoth Gardens: The Story of Another Civilization Songs Collections by Others My Pious Friends and Drunken Companions for the 21st Century: Drinking songs done old school Songs by Others: Mostly vintage and a few modern songs I like. Christmas Songs: Nice arrangements for solo ukulele. Helpful Items Ukulele Circle of Fifths: Very helpful for writing songs. Random Key Generator: Very helpful for forcing yourself to learn new keys. Sheep Chord Finder: Don't forget to switch the tuning to C. Toy Piano Stuff My Toy Piano Page: I'm working on some stuff for my Jaymar.