School Girls vs. Aliens:
The Erotic Space Opera for Ukulele

The somewhat tragic tale of
Altoid Forty-Two's vacation on Earth


Altoid Forty Two

Altoid Forty Two
Coming at You

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Status: Music done. Stage play done. Sheet music on the way. Need singers!

Contact me at garyjugert@yahoo.com

Sheet Music - I'm posting sheet music for each song as I complete them. Dots take a long time.

Backing Track - Computer generated backing music without ukulele or vocals. These are generated from the latest sheet music.

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Lyrics and chords for the entire opera are HERE.

01 ~ Moral Ambiguity: Altoid Forty Two plans a vacation to enjoy Earth's moral ambiguity feature. (Iota Draconis: Altoid and Buddies.) A major.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track


02 ~ The Bus is on Fire: Peter Pitypott's modem dials from his home computer and we see he's involved with an internet video of school girls.  (Pitypott Home: Peter, Ashlynn, Daisy, Lacey, Bus Driver, Hillbilly.) C major.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

03 ~ Oh My: Prissy Pitypott takes class from Leticia the Librarian on basic technology skills. (Library: Prissy and Leticia.) Bb major.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

04 ~ Country Club Charity Cotillion: Carla, Darla and Marla plan the annual charity cotillion. (Country Club: Carla, Darla, and Marla.) D major.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

05 ~ My Husband Downloaded a Porno: Prissy arrives in tears. She discovered a porn in her home computer. (Country Club: Prissy, Carla, Darla, and Marla.) E minor.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

06 ~ Hot Bods Here: Altoid and family acquire human forms in the acquisition area on Iota Draconis. (Iota Draconis: Altoid, Phoebe, Fionia, and Fashion Designer.) C# major.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

07 ~ Dual Life: Peter heads to lunch with the marketing staff of Earth Chamber of Commerce. His wife thinks he's an astronomer. (Deli: Peter and Co-workers.) G major.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

08 ~ Sneaking Up on a Rat: Ladies prepare to break into Peter's office to see if they can find any other evidence of his evilness. (Peter's Office: Prissy, Carla, Darla, and Marla.) F minor.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

09 ~ The Legendary Office Supply Opera: The supplies in Peter's office know Italian.
Ensemble: (Peter's Office) C major.

10 ~ Incriminating Evidence: Ladies uncover a list of incriminating evidence. Peter catches them in the act. (Peter's Office: Prissy, Peter, Carla, Darla, and Marla.) Ab minor.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

11 ~ Too-Ta-Loo: Prissy confronts Peter with evidence. She's vague; he's paranoid.
(Peter's Office: Prissy, Peter, Carla, Darla, and Marla.) F major.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

12 ~ D major: We Heart Drama: Ladies don't mind a good family break up gossip session.
Carla, Darla, and Marla: (Peter's Office)

13 ~ A major: Are We There Yet: A family space trip to Earth with dad, mom and ukulele playing daughter. They elect to ignore the law and use a time warp drive.
Altoid, Phoebe, and Fionia: (Space Ship)

14 ~ B major: The Sexy Librarian Song: Prissy falls for Leticia. Peter sees the kiss from a distance. Prissy and Leticia: (Lonely Street)

15 ~ C minor: Murky Dawn: Peter attempts to reconcile but Leticia stands in the way.
Peter, Prissy, and Leticia: (Lonely Street)

16 ~ Sorry She's Gay: School girls try to console Peter. (Lonely Street: Peter, Ashlynn, Daisy, and Lacey)
C major.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

17 ~ Eb major: Welcome to Earth: The Forty Two family arrives on Earth and is given advice on how to survive their trip. Altoid, Phoebe, Fionia, and ECC Liaison: (Space Station Earth)

18 ~ G minor: Naughty is Nice: The members of Family Forty Two discuss what exciting things they're likely to find on Earth and then they split up. Altoid, Fionia, and Phoebe: (Space Station Earth)

19 ~ E major: Life in Black and White: Family Forty Two begins playing the Moral Ambiguity game based on what they've found in the Earth travel guide. So far having opposites exist side by side amuses them.
Altoid, Fionia, and Phoebe: (Lonely Street)

20 ~ F# minor: Alien Time Machine: Peter wishes he could use one of the alien time machines to patch up the mistakes he's made and reconcile with his wife. Peter: (Lonely Street)

21 ~ Ab major: Down on Lonely Street: Prissy wandering alone on Lonely Street runs into Leticia.
Prissy and Leticia: (Lonely Street)

22 ~ A Billion Miles from Home: Altoid and the school girls are drunk. (Lonely Street
: Altoid, Ashlynn, Daisy, and Lacey.) A minor.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

23 ~ D minor: Pulp Non-Fiction: News reporter investigates illegal immigrants living in our midst and photographs Altoid for the morning paper.
News Reporter: (Lonely Street)

24 ~ G major: Dragon Ladies' Play Toy: Fionia joins the girls to help plan the Jamboree.
Carla, Darla, Marla, and Fionia: (Country Club)

25 ~ Bb major: Menage a Trois: Phoebe meets Prissy and Leticia in the cafe and Leticia is eager to have her join them.
Prissy, Leticia, and Phoebe: (Lonely Street)

26 ~ B major: Picture Me Famous: Altoid is out of control and ends up front page news.
Altoid: (Deli and News Stand)

27 ~ F# major: Buddies Help Buddies: Peter and Altoid meet up and make a plan to find Prissy and win her back.
Altoid and Peter: (Lonely Street)

28 ~ F major: Repo Man: Peter vows he will do what is necessary to regain Prissy.
Altoid and Peter: (Lonely Street)

29 ~ A major: Dressing the Part: Prissy dresses for the Jamboree and puts on a brave face.
Prissy, Leticia, and Phoebe: (Leticia's Apartment)

30 ~ 7ths: Annual Jamboree: Everybody together for awkward dinner party.
Ensemble: (Country Club)

INTERMISSION

31 ~ C major: Intermezzo: The school girls welcome back the audience from intermission and provide a summary of action the story.
Ashlynn, Daisy, and Lacey: (Space Ship)

32 ~ C# minor: Bright and Shining Stars: Movie director is making a movie about life on Earth for distribution to the galaxies.
Movie Directory, Ashlynn, Daisy, and Lacey: (Space Station Earth)

33 ~ Eb major: Broadcast News: Peter appears on global television and reveals he invites aliens to Earth. He also quits his job.
Peter: (On TV)

34 ~ Ab major: Please Tell Us Lies: School girls come out to support Peter as he leaves the television station.
Ashlynn, Daisy, Lacey, and Peter: (Lonely Street)

35 ~ B minor: Stop the Spin Doctor: Leticia angrily denounces Peter. Prissy is swayed by his sincerity. Phoebe wants to use the opportunity to steal Leticia for herself.
Leticia, Phoebe, and Prissy: (Leticia's Apartment)

36 ~ Eb minor: You're Fired: Peter loses job after exposing the ECC and outing aliens everywhere.
Peter and Boss: (Peter's Office)

37 ~ A major: Floating By: Altoid can't handle the moral ambiguity on Earth and so decides to end his vacation.
Altoid: (Lonely Street)

38 ~ Bb minor: Swatting a Fly: Altoid phones G.O.D. and asks his friend the High Commander to destroy Earth.
Altoid and High Commander: (Lonely Street)

39 ~ F# major: Pandemonium: Prissy, like Earthlings everywhere, wonders how she should spend her final day on Earth.
Prissy: (Leticia's Apartment)

40 ~ C# major: How Should I Appear to G.O.D.?: Leticia plans to fight the alien horde coming to destroy Earth.
Leticia: (Leticia's Apartment)

41 ~ D minor: Darn These Silly Buttons: High Commander arrives and the school girls seduce him to stop the violence.
High Commander, Ashlynn, Daisy, and Lacey : (Space Station Earth)

42 ~ G major: Euphoria: World in euphoria after they've been saved by the school girls.
Ensemble: (Lonely Street)

43 ~ Eb major: You're Hired: Peter earns a job working for G.O.D. now.
Peter and High Commander: (Space Station Earth)

44 ~ Ab major: I'm In Love With A Robot Lady: Leticia learns her girlfriend is an alien and falls madly in love.
Leticia and Phoebe: (Leticia's Apartment)

45 ~ Bb major: Pros and Cons: Prissy makes a list of why Leticia and her have no future and leaves to return to Peter.
Prissy: (Lonely Street)

46 ~ C minor: I Love Iota Draconis: Altoid heads back home with a bad attitude and plans to file complaints at G.O.D. He leaves Phoebe and Fionia behind.
Altoid: (Lonely Street)

47 ~ B major: You Slept with an Alien?: Peter and Prissy are reunited despite all the chaos.
Peter and Prissy: (Pitypott Home)

48 ~ E major: Illegal Aliens Make The Best Pets: Ladies of the club are thrilled to have Fionia as their pet.
Carla, Darla, Marla, and Fionia: (Country Club)

49 ~ Scrapbook: Altoid opens his travelogue to remember the stories of his trip to Earth.
(Altoid: Iota Draconis)
E minor.
Sheet Music ~ Backing Track

50 ~ All Keys: Finale: We revisit the highlights of the previous moments in our story.
Ensemble. (Everywhere)


Yup, I did this.